Ðề tài: Có thai vì nghe lời mẹ.

Cô con gái thi đỗ đại học. Ngày lên đường nhập học, mẹ cô cảm thấy lo lắng với nhiều cám dỗ ở chốn đô thành khiến bà không thể nào yên lòng được.
- Con đi thì chú tâm vào học hành, đừng nghe những lời dụ dỗ, tụi con trai bây giờ không thể tin được. Hãy nhớ lời mẹ dặn! Nếu nó có đụng phần trên của con thì con phải nói: "Không được!" Nếu nó có dở trò sàm sỡ ở phần dưới thì con phải la lên: "Dừng lại!"

6 tháng sau, cô gái về nhà vì trót có thai. Bà mẹ mắng:

- Sao trước khi đi mẹ đã dặn con hai câu nằm lòng rồi mà con không nghe mẹ? Để đến cơ sự như thế này hả trời!

- Có! Con làm theo đúng lời mẹ dặn mà!

- Nhưng sao lại thế này?

- Dạ, vì lúc đó anh ấy vừa tấn công cả trên lẫn dưới nên con chỉ biết kêu lên: "Không được dừng lại". Giờ mới như thế này. Tại mẹ cả, con tưởng mẹ dạy thế nào chứ!

- !!!!!

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<div class="productGeneral biggerText"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Core Rhythms dance exercise program 4DVD set</strong></span>&nbsp; </span></span></div>
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<p class="productGeneral biggerText"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: small">aana
and Julia teach you the 3 Core Movements essential to Latin dancing and
give you drills to exercise your core to uplifting Latin music. Jaana
and Julia make it FUN to follow with their never before seen
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ever, you can learn world class slimming dance moves literally one step
at a time! This one of a kind program takes you step by step through the
basic movements that will give anyone the body of a dancer. You can
choose from different views of the workout and follow the beat of the
music with a visual on-screen aid. We are also including the Core
Rhythms Great-Eating Guide with tips that will help you shape up and
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